Land Ho
1. a phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. a prost-tute that is not at sea.
1. thar be land! land ho!
2. she’s such a land ho.
1 more definition
a whorish female. land ho doesn’t neccesarily mean they’re large, fat, or whale-like, but it’s a nice addition if they are fat. it’s sorta like how to p-ss off calling a girl a wh-r- in front of teachers without getting teachers p-ssed. you’re supposed to scream it like when a sailor spots land.
chick one: “ugh, here she comes. i can’t believe she’s dating monty. she knows i’ve liked him for, like, ever.”
chick two: “i know, right? what a b-tch.”
chick one: “what a– oh, sh-t, there’s a teacher right there… hey, kristin!”
kristin: “what is it?”
chick one and two: “land ho!”
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