Land Mollusk


a land mollusk is that of a spider, with a sh-ll, tentacles, the face of an old lady, and what seem two be five tallywhackers.

they often reside under the male human’s scr-t-m, and will hide in the so called “gooch”.
that kid is a land mollusk.
i heard he has mollusks.
look out for land mollusks while traveling through that part of town.

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