land of morbid obesity
most of america, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food sh-t holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like new york)
every time i go to the land of morbid obesity i see my health insurance rates skyrocketing
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