Land of No Return
if you realize that there is no toilet roll and you’ve already done your business, then you’re in the land of no return.
girl in cubicle: excuse me. excuse me!
bystander: what is it?
girl in cubicle: could you possibly p-ss some loo roll underneath the door? i’m in the land of no return.
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