land walrus
a morbidly obease person, usually female, they struggle to perform routine activities of normal people. you wont be able to fit down an walk way or shopping aisle if a land walrus is already in it.
mike: hey joe did you see that land walrus?
joe: what do you think i am… blind? i had to go wait untill she hoofed it to the end of the aisle before i could grab something off the shelf.
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