land zeppelin
a morbidly obese individual. often seen riding around in motorized carts in wal-mart or grocery outlet.
the more white trash they are, the less obese they have to be to qualify as a land zeppelin.
the land zeppelin heaved herself into the car, wedging herself in between the seat and the dash.
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