Landenberger
the act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite s-x to engage in s-xual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.
mike pulled a landenberger last night while wearing his kevin youkilis jersey at the big easy.
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