Lander University
a smallish (4000) people public school in greenwood sc. it is not a prestigious school by any means, it is division two and has a recently renovated sports complex. the school is below mediocre and it is typically lower middle cl-ss rednecks who go there. however, it is located on a lake, which is a bonus. color is blue and mascot is the bear cat (which for those of you who don’t know a bear cat is not a bear or a cat…it is a lesser panda technically) four roommates instead of two and the only major diversity comes from the colombian guys on the soccer team. lander has no football team. it is approximately 70 percent girls and 30 percent men.
she scored a 1050 on her sat so she is going to lander university
furman, wofford, and usc rejected him so he decided he was going to lander.
wooo! go bear cats…i am going to lander.
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