Landesmanian Devil
the act of taking an elicit drug, such as ecstasy or shrooms, finding a dobish, dry humping it until you are about to -j-c-l-t-, and right when it puts it’s mouth on your giggity shmorgasboard, you explode, leaving it to choke and gag on your quaker oatmeal, also known as your giggity goo.
i just landesmanian deviled a dobish last week. it was amazing. you should take a drive all the way from westchester just to do it.
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