Landiego
a slang term for the small town of lander, wyoming. the word was created unofficially by many of the towns’ residents without concensus. landiego is rarely used by people who have never lived there. since small towns dont have alot in the way of defense, the term landiego can also be used to confuse possible predators, making them think san diego. but that, is only a theory.
-a resident of lander, wyoming calling a pen pal in sing sing-
lander-” hey, hows it goin?”
sing sing-” good, where do you live?”
lander-“landiego”
sing sing-” cool, my time is up, bye”
-pen pal in sing sing awaits release so he can go kill a resident of san diego.
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