landlawd
an old -sshole that rents you a premises and then becomes mad with power managing it. causing you all sorts of grief and lawding over your every move.
lawd of land- landlawd (land-law-d-ck)
no i am not fixing that! yet!
what do you mean the rent will be a day late, get out!
not my problem! get out!
pack up your sh-t and move out if you don’t like it.
can you stop putting so much recycling in the recycle bin, or get out!
why is your light on at 5.00 in the morning, wasting my electricity, you can just get out!
thanks for the rent, will you have next weeks or you can get out!!!
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