landlined
adjective: a circ-mstance in which the user of a cell phone, dispossessed of the use of the cell phone for any reason, must resort to the use of a hard-wired communication device.
once i saw “technical issue: return to place of purchase for repair” on my blackberry screen, i knew i had been landlined.
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