landscaper
a word used to describe a person, usually male who stares at someone of the opposite s-x as they walk past. sometimes there are catcalls involved, but it usually causes the person being checked out to look down and walk away really fast…it comes from the tendency of many landscapers or garden workers to follow this pattern. it also refers to a desire to do things to her “landscape”, rather than having any interest in her as a person
girl 1: did you just see that guy checking you out?
girl 2: yeah, ew, he was such a landscaper!
girl 1: omg, theres that kid in my math cl-ss-total landscaper- whos been staring at me for weeks! i don’t want him to see me, hes totally gross!
a word used to describe a person, usually male, who stares creepily at someone of the opposite s-x as they walk past. sometimes there are catcalls involved, but its usually just a long slightly scary stare. it causes the person being checked out to look down and walk away as fast as possible. the term comes from the tendency of many landscapers or garden workers to act like this. it also refers to an obessision with or a desire to do things to her “landscape”
girl 1: did you just see that guy checking you out?
girl 2: yeah, ew, he was such a landscaper!
girl 1: omg, theres that kid in my math cl-ss-total landscaper- whos been staring at me for weeks! i don’t want him to see me, hes totally gross!
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