lane lag fag
those “special” people, who usually drive beamers and volvos and lexus and saabs that can do anyting they want in traffic.
they hold people up in the turn lanes and cause people to miss lights. they cause people to block intersections and miss turns because they never pull completely up to the intersections or or the car in front of them when waiting for the signal.
these people also seem to be completely oblivious to the frustration and angst they cause others while endangering those same others lives.
bubba got rear-ended by a truck while waiting for a lane lag f-g to clear the intersection. had he not had to wait the extra 30 seconds for the llf to pull up to the intersection he’s have given the truck ample room to stop. the llf wore an appauled look as he pulled off, thankful that he was not rear-ended by the apparent bad driver behind him. after all he just got his new volvo with his promotion to team moron at microsoft.
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