lane pride
when stuck in traffic on the highway, it is the development of an attachment with the lane you are in and the hope it moves faster than the others. often a plus/minus system of how many cars you are ahead of/behind since the traffic began is used to judge how good your lane picking abilities are. only the most true lane pride will stick with a lane that goes way into the negatives.
driver: “this lane sucks, we’re like minus 25 since this traffic began. i’m switching into the right lane. it’s going faster.”
10 minutes later
p-ssenger: “f-ck, now this lane is going slower. we should have had more lane pride.”
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