lane textchange
when a texting driver looks up from their phone and realizes they’re drifting into the next lane and rather than doing a text swerve back into their own lane they continue into the next lane as though they meant to change lanes the whole time. the maneuver is intended to hide the fact that the self-absorbed idiot is looking at their smart phone instead of the road.
driver: “hey, jerkface. thanks for cutting me off.”
p-ssenger: “relax, dude, he didn’t mean to. it was a lane textchange.”
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