Lang Wank
a method of masturbation whereby the masturbator uses a traditional one-hand grip on the p-n-s, while inserting the thumb from his other hand up his -n-s. due to the slightly uncomfortable positioning, this practice can mean the partic-p-nt takes a “long”time to complete the w-nk to satisfaction.
this method was apparently first seen performed in scotland and in recognition of this, the scottish word for long, “lang” is used.
i just had a lang w-nk, but boy, my -rs- is a little tender now and i can no longer bring myself to smell my thumb.
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