langham
surname of british comic actor (chris langham) convicted of downloading child p-rnography hence
to do a langham – to download kiddie fiddler flicks
also charged with, but not convicted of, attemtped b-gg-ry on a minor (alledged to have attempted to take an underage female up the wrong ‘un in a hotel shower)
hence definition two:
to do a langham – to attempt to take a girl up the wrong ‘un
shannon matthews’ ‘step father’ was arrested for doing a langham.
she was on the rag so he did a langham
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