langhoff
lah-ng-hoff
small clumps of fecal matter encrusted in fur or hair, normally in the shape of a ball or flattened oval around an animal’s -n-s. plural form: langhoffs
“dude, your dog has a major langhoff dangling.”
“the hind hair of a sheep is normally discarded due to extreme langhoffs.”
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