langhorne’s bitch
(n.) anyone who is contantly bending to authority and afraid to do anything where there is a slight risk for getting in trouble. also obsessed with being a coach/teacher’s pet. pretty much just a little baby back b-tch.
mike: hey, i don’t think we should do that. coach told us not to.
me: dude don’t be such a langhorne’s b-tch
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