Langle

a unit of measurement for p-n-s size,”your langle”.

can be used as a verb “to langle” someone or in action you would be “langling” someone.

if said p-n-s looks like it should be behind a gl-ss counter in the deli meat section because it would destroy measures out “2 langles”.

if said p-n-s evokes fear, respect, and -n-l leakage but wont leave permanent damage it is referred to as ” a langle or two”.

if said p-n-s never made it in to the conversation in the high school girls change room, as a cherry smashing monster or a pinky finger with b-lls like hazel nuts you are referred to as “1 langle” or “a langle”

if said p-n-s ranges from a “babies big toe” to “a small steak knife handle” it is laughed at by girlfriends, strippers and hookers alike and never truly gets a name consistently. “baby d-ck”, “you better have my money you little d-ck mother f-cker” and “i’m gonna go now” and many more are all that sized p-n-s ever hears………wait it can be called “ahahahahahahaha”.
all examples are said in a deep voiced southern accent, kinda like mr.t meets dirty harry.

” hey there boy, get over here and let me lay a langle or two on ya.”

or

” ya, that’s my langle hanging out of my pants”

or

“hey check this out she had no idea i was taping this while i was langling the f-ck outta her.”
langles, the infamous member on the langan family known for being a bit “unique” in many aspects of life.

renouned for his bizarre music taste, even more bizarre friends but suprisingly good taste in girls.

when langles is at a party, everybody gets chugged!
a typical phrase of langles: “the party doesnt stop till everybody’s chugged! including you pond boy!”