Langley High
langley high- a high school in northern virginia (fcps), in close proximity to washington dc and right down the road from the cia. the school is located in one of the wealthiest areas in the whole country, as you can tell by the many bmws, mercedes, audis, land rovers, and escalades in the school parking lot. everyone wears designer clothes and most likely has their own credit card…with unlimited spending….the average yearly family income of the area will blow your mind and many kids’ parents work for the government. langley high is also ranked very high on the “top 100 schools in america” list and scores very high on their sats. students take ap cl-sses and get accepted into ivy league schools. their (bitter) rival is nearby mclean high school. the guys are douches and the girls are really hot and really fake. there are the few exceptions there who have a “real sense” of the world and know (and care) about the world that goes on outside of the school walls. but for the most part…they are self-absorbed ninnys. but the girls are s-xy….and sk-nky….
dude 1: “man, that langley high girl is dumb as sh-t”
dude 2: “yeah, but her friend is pretty d-mn smart.”
dude 1: “yeah and they’re both hot as f-ck. i’m going to bone them both.”
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