langslow
originating from the late 1950s, the hayday of the krays when being tough was not enough. you had to be hard as f-cking nails and there were non tougher than ess-x boy d-ckie langslow.
d-ckie, or billie rickets (a t-tle affectionately awarded by reggie kray as a nod to d-ckies home town of billlericay) was a double hard b-st-rd -ssociated with the deaths of several notorious gangsters of the era.
he was well known for his love of golf in an era where it was far from cool for a gangster to be involved in the sport. he was more famous for how sh-t he was at the game and his use of his clubs in many of the murders he committed.
dont mess with that c-nt, he”s a f-cking langslow
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