Language Professors Hate Him
the spam/hoax ads that pop up everywhere and claim that you can large 7 languages in 10 days
bob: “dude, imma try that ‘language professors hate him’ ad!!”
tim: don’t itsascam!
-bob’s computer crashes after clicking on it-
bob: da h-ll?
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