lani english
an a beautiful smart fun just all around perfect girl. anyone who meets her is blessed to have her in her life. even through everything she goes through she somehow manages it all. she’s 110% prettier than the prettiest girl you’ve met guaranteed. if u ever have the privilege of meeting her u better not do anything to hurt her. she is so kind and caring, she’s even help a m-ssive b-tch and not hesitate. pretty much she’s the most perfect girl you’ll ever meet.
i’m so glad i have lani english in my life, dude!
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