lanky


who says lanky is an insult? it’s a compliment. most models are lanky: tall and skinny. a lanky walk, run, or dance is the best thing you could see. lanky people rock. most of them are really cool. lanky people look good in almost anything too and they could get away with anything they wear. they are on top of the world and everyone looks up to them 🙂
a lanky-wannabe: hey im lanky (tries to run like a lanky person)

a real lanky person: hey guys! (runs so “lankily”)

lanky-wannabe: man i wish i was her 🙁

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