Lanky dance
this is possibly the most amusing activity a human could hope to observe. it is known to be performed by only one living person who may be refered to as codename “bowman”. there are, unfortunatly, no doc-mented videos of this pious ritual. “bowman” is known to dwell somewhere in the northeastern united states, and attracts a conglomerate of social and religeous groups including gypsies, circus folk, mormons, and just the average, everyday person looking for a memorable expirience.
lucky b-st-rd:”hey i just shook the hand of someone who’s cousin has seen the lanky dance”
envious individual:”oh my goodness! may i please shake the hand that shook the hand of someone who’s cousin saw the lanky dance?!”
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