Lanphier


once upon a time a mexi-stash, and bottle of cheap tequila came together and violently copulated in a very public and grotesque fashion. seriously. it was friggn gross. there was hair and tequila splattering all over the place in little alcohol hair b-lls. one of the hair b-lls later joined the marines. lot’s of steroids, terrible life life choices, extremely h-m-s-xual activities, and a traumatic pogo-stick accident later… the modern “lanphier” emerged.
guy #1: hey! do you know lanphier?
guy#2: yeah. f-ck that guy.

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