lanxi
kick-ss asian chick who loves rainbows and llamas and stalks jazz instructors named stefan, who uses big vocabulary like “ergo” and “goodness” and is a fan of slumber partayys, and owns a smexii chainsaw named watt-mahtab the 3rd and is highh on super mario magick mushrooms and got herpes from a rihanna atom bomb and enjoys recreational activities such as plotting to take over the world, har-ssing little boys, shaving off annie’s fat-ss afro, and going to her best friend leroy’s house. she has many other best friends such as clarinet guy, whom is bedridden on the walls of sir ernest macmillan and curly, the non-terrorist (with a formerly s-xy afro) and is a pro stalker who is a proud member of the f.o.b. (foxy ovulating b-tches) mob with an even s-xier last name.
little timmy: hey mom i’m going to leroy’s house after school with lanxi vongola watt machtab fo shizzle fobby mobby asian wachya ma face oogley boogley snap popple crack drug dealers from russian italians can openeer phantomhive disco ballz of charuru english second language fobs society foogley rainbow unicorn asiancourt pacifical mallians bootlag dvds exquisite losers pwn ur moogley jiggly jiggly pokemon trainser of digimon masterz of disguise cadet pineapple unison symetry in nyc cadets who trip and roll down hills googley gotta catch em all! 10 damage light speed forces power rangers
mother: oh..d-mn…beware of herpes!!
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