Lanyard Party


when a group of friends gather in someone’s home to whip each other’s arms with a lanyard. endless entertainment. don’t forget to make sure to stock up on frozen meats…you’ll need them for the swelling.
at mike’s house we had a lanyard party where john took mike’s “spongebob squarepants” lanyard and continued to repeatedly whip andes arm until it was red.

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