lap-blocked
when you are sitting in a chair and your cat makes an attempt to jump into your lap but realizes there is no room and has to jump off quickly. usually this is because you have a laptop computer, magazine or plate of food, etc. already taking up that sp-ce.
spouse 1: jeez! the cat just tried to jump right into my lap and i didn’t even invite him up here.
spouse 2: ha ha! lap-blocked!
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