Lap Dumpin
the simultaneous action of taking a dump while exploring/playing on the internet on your laptop computer
jeff: hey bill, thanks for the toilet paper.
bill: no problem, bud. what’s with the lap top?
jeff: oh, i’m just lap dumpin. no big deal.
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