lapcat
a cat that will seek out a lap and stay on that lap till starvation or sh-ting and p-ssing problems then return to the lap. the cat is also very needy for a lap he or, she, or if u have it both will meow and paw at your legs or other parts until u let it sit on your lap it will also become gradually worse like an achoholic wanting a lap more and more
merlin came on to my lap being a major addicted lapcat and stayed there and slept all for 3 hours then got up to p-ss eat and then return to my lap cleening himself on my lap
an unshaven or hairy p-ssy, usually somewhat trimmed.
jane petted her lap-cat until she was over come by a little death.
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