LAPD Special


a s-x move in which you c-m into her open eyes (forced open if need be), blinding her as if it were peper-spray.

you then, while she is rubbing her eyes in pain, beat the sh-t out of her with your bare hands or, preferably, with your still erect p-n-s while yelling “stop resisting!”
i gave my girl an lapd special last night, b-tch looked like rodney king after i was done.

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