lapglancing
the act of checking your phone for messages and updates while in company. generally seen as a rude thing to do in polite company.
a: i can’t believe barbara spent the entire meal lapglancing. so rude.
b: oh, is that why she kept looking down? i thought she was being paranoid about her fly or something.
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