Lapjob Blowdance
when a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. this lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, c-m all over the inside of her thighs. then, you pour cocaine all over the s-m-n and then make the woman snort the cocaine/s-m-n mixture from her thigh area.
not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent bl-wj-b.
i paid a chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. she told me i had to supply the blow. about 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. the quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.
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