Lappy slap
the act of happy slapping a laptop computer when the user becomes angry or annoyed with the laptop’s compatability in question. the word lappy is a shortened version of the word laptop, and rhymes with happy, the first word in happy slap- see example below for clearer description…
person 1: man, if my laptop crashes again, i’m gonna give it a right ol’ lappy slap.
person 2: how’s that gonna help?
person 1: i dunno… why dont i lappy slap you instead?
person 2: that’s happy slap dumb-ss…
person 1: shut up…
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