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  the 10 day weather forecast from the news- whether tv or internet. n. the weather forecast. v. to look up the weather report. “hey dude, what’ll the weather be tomorrow?” “i don’t know. i’ll do a 10-day.” or “what’s the 10-day say?” “it looks like it will be rainy and cold.”

• lard wheel

  a pizza we were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.

• diamond miner's pick axe

  yet another slang term for erection. when the man-meat is as hard as the tool used by a diamond miner to cut through rocks. dude 1: “did you see the -ss on that chick? huh, huh? i was hard as a diamond miner’s pick axe!” dude 2: “way to go, dawg!”

• diarinkie

  the unwelcome smell that accompanies the morning after the night before, when vast amounts of lager has been consumed. oh sh-t i have diarinkie stinkie…..

• Fipsi

  the art of picking one’s klegnuts from one’s -rs-hole. when one finds oneself without bog-roll having ‘rroea’d (diarrhoea’ed) and one must simply twiddle one’s thumbs and merrily wait for one’s stools to dry, harden, and cling to one’s -n-l whiskers. the waiting period can be anything from half an hour to forty five minutes depending […]

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