Laptop


mobile p-rn.
rumored to be used for school or work…
i love my laptop, it’s p-rn-on-the-go.
a small portable computer used mainly for p-rnography
i love my laptop, it’s mobile p-rn
it’s like a mini tv just for p-rn.
i had a hard day so i went on my laptop and looked up some p-rn to ease my stress
the act of receiving f-ll-t– aka getting your kn-b polished
man, i was gettin some laptop the other night by a bad asian b-tch
a 21st century boom box
yo’ i just p-ssed off everyone on that train by walking in with “move along” playing on my laptop
a woman over 18 who dances and slides over your lap for money
jlo is a lap top
1. the top on the lap.
2. the lap on the top.
the laptop topped off the lap.

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