laptop hobo
unemployed people who use their laptops for excessive periods of time, or all day, in a coffee shop because they’re too poor for their own wifi
barista #1 : “that guy in the corner has only bought one latte, and he’s been here all day. he’s been using the wifi to……. (watch p-rn, youtube, look for jobs ect.)”
barista #2 :”sounds like your cl-ssic laptop hobo.”
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