laptop years
a laptop computer ages sixteen years for every human year.
“dad, i need a new laptop! this one is already two years old. that’s thirty-two in laptop years! i can’t go to high school with thirty-two-year-old laptop.”
“yeah, my laptop is five years old. that’s eighty in laptop years. sure, she’s grumpy and slow, but i’m used to the keyboard and i know where all my programs are. it’s like this old la-z-boy: molded to my b-tt.”
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