laptosaurus
a laptop that can read floppy disks
a laptop that’s too heavy to be on your lap
a laptop from the early 2000’s
a powerbook or i book
a laptop running windows 98
a laptop with no wi fi
– laptops found at dkd
– laptops found in p-wn chops
“this thing here is too old to have the right usb adapter
– oh, you got a laptosaurus”
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