lapuntidus


when one’s lap becomes over crowded with random things from mult-tasking while sitting in same spot for extended period of time.

derived from the word tidy and lap

lap-un-tie-duss
after cramming for my art project ‘s final -ssignment last night, i ended up with lapuntidus. took me nearly 5 minutes to clear everything off my lap and around my chair before i could even stand up.

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