Laramie
the windiest, sh-tiest, drunkest place i’ve ever been. f-gs not welcome.
g-d i can’t wait to graduate and get the f-ck out of laramie. of course i’ll have to sober up first and p-ss my cl-sses.
beautiful. smart, witty and brave. makes everyone laugh. creates her own fun. true to her friends. forgives easily. even when shes not shes hot!
laramie is funny as h-ll.
not as big as fort collins, not as pretty as fort collins and not as much to do as fort collins, but at least it has successful athletic programs. and college graduates from laramie can actually find work.
no matter how hard fort collins tries, it will never quite match laramie, wyoming.
beautiful, smart, witty, and brave. makes everyone laugh. she cares about everyone and has a great personality. she creates her own fun. she is true to her friends and forgives easily.
laramie looks beautiful all the time!
an unpredictable location in southeastern wyoming with odd weather patterns. viewed as many as uninhabitable, it instead is mother nature’s way of weeding out all the obnovious loser liberals and out-of-state sissies who think that laramie is horrible. that way, the hard-working, intelligent, conservative folk actually have a decent getaway from the world’s garbage. that is, when the weather is cooperative, mostly in the summer.
“geez, i hate washington and oregon. such cesspools.”
‘we should move somewhere without all this, that’s nice.’
“yeah! somewhere like laramie!”
the brand of cigarettes in the simpsons
john: fang us a laramie
laramie is a person who urban dictionary thinks likes a person named cole and cole might like her too…..
laramie and cole should date some day
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