lard-by


like a drive-by, but with a block of lard.

the act of throwing a block of lard at a pedestrian from a vehicle. the vehicle should be travelling at a slow enough speed for maximum aim by the person throwing. it is advised that this act is performed with at least 2 people in the vehicle so the driver can concentrate on speeding off after the thrower has h-t the designated target.
me and jimmy done a lard-by on a group of chavs from his mum’s car last night. we got the lard from asda so it only cost us 12 pence.

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