lard cock-block
a woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can’t hookup with their s-x partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other’s genital areas.
man, my dad couldn’t stick his p-n-s in my mom, because my mom was a lard c-ck-block.
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