Lardass Tiddlywink
lard-ss tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, chicago. oddly enough chicago only becomes windy after lard-ss (pr-nounced lardoss) consumes a couple of bacon, lexapro, peanut b-tter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. lard-ss currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “iron man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “peter”. commonly mistaken for a h-m-s-xual, lard-ss is actually an a-s-xual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “ken doll“. lard-ss is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “mint condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and s-m-n.
lady “hey lard-ss tiddlywink, i will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” lard-ss, “not now mom, i’m off to comi-con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”
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