Lardered
lardered (verb) – for a male to partake in s-xual intercourse with a plus sized female or vice versa. usually involves the larger person incorporating their excess rolls into said act.
wow, randy just got lardered by heather.
‘lardered’
to get told to smarten up your uniform by a male teacher. this involves tucking your shirt in and pulling your tie up.
occasionally this will also involve removing non-school uniform and putting on your blazer.
boy1: what have we got next?
boy2: not sure
teacher: oi! get your shirts tucked in and smarten up!
boy1: ughhh…
(a few moments later)
teacher: right now if your teacher asks where you’ve been, tell them you got lardered
boy2: hahaha you got lardered
boy1: shut up
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