Larding
(v) to use one’s excessive weight to create a motion in any particular direction.
friend 1: hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the atm earlier?
friend 2: walking? don’t you mean larding up to the atm?
1. when you do nothing of value for extended periods of time.
2. not leaving your couch, with the exception of a food run, or bowel movement.
this sunday is perfect. i’ve been larding on my sofa for hours.
to do nothing of any real interest, usually at home or at a mates house. does not require the consumption of beer, but it helps.
john: what you up to ste?
ste: i’m just larding, what you up to?
john: just larding on the internet dude.
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