Larry David
1.co-creator of the extremely hilarious and popular show “seinfeld” that ran on nbc for 9 seasons. he is also the insperation for the character george.
2.star and creator of the tv show “curb your enthusiasm” which runs on hbo. he frequeltly makes an -ss out of himself on this show for the sake of comedy. its hilarity rivals everything you ever though was funny.
3.he is a friend and hero to bald men, lesbians, librals, and jews around the nation.
4.lives in jerry seinfeld’s shadow.
(larry david has a flat tire in the city, and doesn’t know how to fix it)
larry david: (to various p-sserby) you know anything about changing a tire? wanna help me change a tire here? no? i could use a little help. i need a little -ssistance. i never took a shop cl-ss, and i need a little help. ok, i’m just coming flat out and saying ‘help me’. anybody want to help a semi-r-t-rded individual change a tire? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this tire. 35 dollars to change this tire right now.
(people are ignoring him])
larry david: i’ll give you 10 dollars for a verbal response. 10 dollars. anybody want to make 10 dollars and respond verbally? no?
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larry david: hear the birds? sometimes i like to pretend that i’m deaf and i try to imagine what it’s like not to be able to hear them. it’s not that bad.
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when someone gets themselves into an awkward or uncomfortable situation, they have pulled a larry david. this term is derived from seinfeld co-creator and curb your enthusiasm star larry david, who does this to himself on a constant basis.
nic: hey man, want a cookie?
matt: no thanks.
nic: what are you, diabetic or something? (laughs)
matt: yes.
(awkward silence) – nic has just pulled a larry david.
larry david – awkward, cringe-worthy, misunderstood, circ-mstantially victimised.
larry david is the protagonist in hit us series ‘curb your enthusiasm’. larry is a victim of circ-mstance and always lands in trouble, either from his own opinion, being misunderstood or being at the wrong place at the wrong time. he is also a jew. this relates somehow.
oooh that was so larry david (awkward).
lets not make this anymore larry (david) than it needs to be.
don’t get all larry david up in here!
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